Well, not really! It's too hot and sticky to think properly so I'll leave you with this photo. Unfortunately, despite having both cat and handbasket of my own, I'm having to use stunt cat and handbasket.
If you want to understand why this photo is here, you'll have to read the book. ;) Links are in the "Where To Buy The Book" page.
Thanks to I Can Has Cheezburger for the photo!